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A humorous
yet intriguing conversation starter, a thoughtful yet inexpensive
gift, the Certificate of Immortality trumpets the truth of
our soul's survival in a unique, attractive, and entertaining
way.
Text
states: "In exchange for fair value received, the Association
for Evaluation and Communication of Evidence for Survival,
otherwise known as AECES, guarantees that the spirit of __________
shall live forever! Any payment made by the above-named person
will be refunded immediately in its entirety if, at any time,
said person presents proof that they did not live forever.
Witnessed: Lazarus L. Howard this 11 day of January, 2011.
Be it understood that, whereas all souls are immortal, this
document imparts no obligations to the issuing organization
beyond refunding any payment made should the impossible occur."
Available in three formats:
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Print, 11"x17" - $6.50
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Framed Print, 10"x14" image matted in 15"x19"
frame - $39.99
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Calendar Print, 11"x17" - $6.99
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